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Vintage 'Blades' Movie Poster Sweatshirt — Golf Noir Apparel
Vintage 'Blades' Movie Poster Sweatshirt — Golf Noir Apparel
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BLADES: Movie Poster
Fore! Fore! Four... Fewer Golfers Every Hole.
Product Description
Some courses have a "no cell phones" policy. This one has a "no survivors" policy.
BLADES is the cult classic that critics called "unwatchable," "unhinged," and "why is he taking on the demonic mower with nothing but a 5-iron?" The story: a cursed country club, a masked groundskeeper with a grudge, and a foursome that really should have let the group behind them play through. He doesn't say much. He just shows up at the 14th tee with a pitching wedge and a rock-solid short game.
This poster captures every glorious, low-budget detail of the film that never won an award and never needed one:
- A hero with a permanent scowl and a very sharp set of irons
- Screaming golfer in fear of the oncoming blades
- A tagline that is so bad it's good
It's perfect for the golfer who has everything and wants that one thing that nobody else has
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (fiber mix varies by color)
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² / 285 g/m²) for cozy warmth
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, lived-in fit
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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