Three-Jack The Ripper Golf Towel – Starring Vincent Slice of Golf Noir

THREE-JACK THE RIPPER: Movie Poster

Tagline: He Only Needs Two Putts. He Always Takes Three.

Product Description

The fog rolls in over the greens of London, the gas lamps flicker, and somewhere in the mist, a golfer is about to take a third putt.

Vincent Slice returns as the Caddie-Master of Horror in THREE-JACK THE RIPPER, the frightening tale of terror stalking the Victorian era fairways. The members are on edge. The barman won’t talk. And every green on the course runs red with a story about a short putt that should have been a gimme.

This latest entry in the Golf Noir horror comedy poster series delivers the full vintage one-sheet treatment: shadowy streets, swirling fog, and a very suspicious man with a putter.

Great for:

• Collectors of the Golf Noir horror poster series
• Fans of campy B-movie horror and golf comedy
• Any golfer who’s three-jacked a putt inside five feet

Product features
- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance
- One-size 16" × 24" (40.64cm × 60.96cm) — compact and travel-friendly
- Highly absorbent construction handles sweat, rain, and spills
- Gold grommet and ring for secure attachment to golf bags or clips
- Single-sided full-color print with vintage, distressed artwork

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle