The Clubhouse on Haunted Hill Golf Towel — Starring Vincent Slice of Golf Noir

THE CLUBHOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL: Movie Poster

Tagline: Check In for the Round. Check Out Never.

Product Description

Some clubhouses have a dress code. This one has a body count.

Vincent Slice stars in THE CLUBHOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL, a fog-soaked tale of supernatural golf where the hooks are cursed, the slices are fatal, and the bogeys come with white chalk outlines. The members would say the course is haunted. If you could find one.  The groundskeeper says rumors of quicksand are just “a little drainage issue.” Nobody who plays the back nine has ever filed a scorecard.

This latest entry in the Golf Noir horror comedy poster series delivers the full vintage one-sheet treatment: a creaky hilltop mansion-turned-clubhouse, ghostly golfers in the windows, a very suspicious bartender at the 19th hole, and Slice himself grinning like a man who knows exactly where the bodies are buried (probably in bunker 14).

Great for:

• Collectors of the Golf Noir horror poster series
• Fans of classic B-movie horror and campy golf comedy
• Man caves, clubhouses, and any 19th hole that could use a little haunting

Product features
- Durable 80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber for long-lasting use
- Highly absorbent fabric that dries hands and clubs quickly
- One-size 16" × 24"—compact but roomy for on-course needs
- Gold grommet and ring for easy attachment to golf bags
- Single-sided full-color print with plain reverse for functionality

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle