Take This Club and Shove It! Golf Noir Towel – Shank Williams Gear

SHANK WILLIAMS — "Take This Club and Shove It!" 

Celebrating the #1 Hit

Product Description

Every golfer has a club they love. Every golfer has a club they've threatened to launch into a lake. For Shank Williams, those are one and the same club.

"Take This Club and Shove It!" is Shank's breakout anthem — a raw, honest outlaw country classic about the purest relationship in golf: the one between a man and his wedge, built on equal parts devotion and seething rage. It's the song every golfer belts out after a shank into the woods, right before quietly picking the club back up and asking for one more chance.

This gear celebrates the hit that said what every golfer's been thinking since the first bad lie:

• The iconic line everyone's already screaming on the back nine
• Classic outlaw country grit meets pure golf-rage catharsis
• A tribute to the game we can't quit, no matter how badly it wants us to

Whether you're wearing it after a great round or a soul-crushing one, it says the same thing: you've been there, you survived it, and you're going back out tomorrow anyway.

Great for:

• Fans of Shank Williams Jr. and the outlaw country golf anthem
• Golfers with a complicated relationship with at least one club in their bag
• Clubhouse hangs, range sessions, and post-round venting

Product features
- 80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance
- Highly absorbent face that soaks up sweat, water, and grime
- One-size: 16" × 24" — compact and packable
- Brass/gold grommet with ring for easy attachment to bag or cart

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle