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Hey Whitey, Where's Your Hat Sweatshirt - GOLF NOIR Apparel
Hey Whitey, Where's Your Hat Sweatshirt - GOLF NOIR Apparel
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HEY WHITEY, WHERE’S YOUR HAT?:
Tagline: You wanna' make $14 the hard way?..
Product Description
Every country club has one: the loud, plaid-clad, cigar-waving millionaire who rolls in obnoxiuos, insults the soup, and leaves the place permanently changed.
Big Al Czervik epitomizes those guys, and the “Hey Whitey, Where's Your Hat?” parody music video is his legend. It follows his rampage through Bushwood Country Club: a Rolls parked across two spots, a hook into the Judge’s foursome, a dinner so rowdy the string quartet gets replaced by a hot band, and a $10,000 each winner-take-all match that ends with the caddy sinking the putt. It’s snobs versus slobs, and the slobs know how to party.
This design brings the full buffoon to your wardrobe:
- Big Al in his loudest plaid, cigar lit and chest puffed
- A very offended Judge in a jacket given him by the Captain of The Links at St. Andrews
- A wife that needs to loosen up
- A chorus-ready slogan for anyone who’s ever hated a stuffy clubhouse
It’s a great gift for the golfer who has been told to “lower his voice” at least once this season and refused.
Great for:
- Fans of Golf Noir’s parody music videos and characters
- Anyone who’s ever been shushed in a pro shop
- Foursomes with a loud one, and you know who it is
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fleece fabric
- 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester; fiber content varies by color
- Classic fit with relaxed dropped shoulders
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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