Bride of Shankenstein Golf Towel — Golf Noir Vintage Horror Poster

THE BRIDE OF SHANKENSTEIN: Golf Towel

Tagline: Stitched Together in All the Right Places.

Product Description

She didn't come to strike fear into the gallery. She came to strike the ball beautifully, and the fear just happened to follow.

Meet Vivian Slice — green of complexion, flawless of form, and the most alluring monster to ever grip a 7-iron. The gallery doesn't gasp because she's terrifying. They gasp because that follow-through is immaculate. She's less "fear the reaper" and more "fear the three-putt," and honestly, that's scarier.

This towel brings her full monster-glam energy to your bag:

• A vintage horror-glamour pose, mid-swing and mid-smolder
• Bolt-neck bling that somehow works as an accessory
• A tagline that's doing a lot of heavy lifting and knows it
• Enough camp to make even your stodgiest club member crack a smile

Clip it to your bag, wipe down your clubs, and let Vivian do the rest. She's the only monster on the course getting more compliments on her backswing than complaints about pace of play.

Great for:

• Fans of the Vinnie Slice golf monster universe
• Golfers who like their towels with a little personality (and a little camp)
• Gifting to the golfer who takes their fashion more seriously than their scorecard

• Warning: May cause onlookers to forget it's a horror movie.

Product features
- 80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and durability
- Highly absorbent and quick-drying performance fabric
- One size: 16" × 24" (40.64cm × 60.96cm)
- Gold grommet and ring for easy attachment to bags or carts
- Printed design on one side; plain white reverse

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle