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12th Son of The Lama Sweatshirt - GOLF NOIR Apparel
12th Son of The Lama Sweatshirt - GOLF NOIR Apparel
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12TH SON OF THE LAMA: Gear
Tagline: Total Consciousness. Zero Mulligans.
Somewhere high in the Himalayas, a legendary big hitter is teeing off into a 10,000-foot crevasse at the base of a glacier, and somebody’s going to have to go down there and get that ball.
“12th Son of the Lama” is the spiritual techno-rap anthem for every golfer who’s ever searched for a lost ball and found enlightenment instead. It’s the tale of a mighty long-ball legend who can bestow total consciousness on any golfer, caddy, or doo-wop back-up singer within arm’s reach as they take their final breath. His crew keeps the beat pumping, the harmonies tight, and the glacier retrieval service running, because no ball is ever truly lost when you’re a pro jock.
This design brings the whole mystical mess to your wardrobe or bag:
It’s the perfect gift for the golfer who has everything, and needs a good laugh and a reminder that the path to enlightenment runs straight through the Himalayas.
Great for:
- The golfer who has everything and still can’t break 90
- Fans of Golf Noir’s original parody movies, music and characters
- Anyone who’s ever reached a state of total calm right after a triple bogey
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester; fiber content varies by color
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with relaxed dropped shoulders
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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