12th Son of The Lama Golf Towel - GOLF NOIR Gear

12TH SON OF THE LAMA: Gear

Tagline: Total Consciousness. Zero Mulligans.

Somewhere high in the Himalayas, a legendary big hitter is teeing off over a 10,000-foot crevasse at the base of a glacier, and somebody’s going to have to go down there and get that ball.

“12th Son of the Lama” is the spiritual techno-rap anthem for every golfer who’s ever searched for a lost ball and found enlightenment instead. It’s the tale of a mighty long-ball legend who can bestow total consciousness on any golfer, caddy, or doo-wop back-up singer within arm’s reach as they take their final breath. His crew keeps the beat pumping, the harmonies tight, and the glacier retrieval service running, because no ball is ever truly lost when you’re a pro jock.

This design brings the whole mystical mess to your wardrobe or bag:

It’s the perfect gift for the golfer who has everything, but they need a good laugh and a reminder that the path to enlightenment runs straight through the Himalayas.

Great for:

• The golfer who has everything and still can’t break 90
• Fans of Golf Noir’s original parody music and characters
• Anyone who’s ever reached a state of total calm right after a triple bogey

Product features
- Absorbent 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber blend
- Measures 16” × 24” (40.64 × 60.96 cm)
- Includes a gold grommet and ring for easy attachment
- Single-sided printed design with a clean reverse side