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He just shows up at the 14th tee with a pitching wedge and a rock-solid short game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis poster captures every glorious, low-budget detail of the film that never won an award and never needed one:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA hero with a permanent scowl and a very sharp set of irons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreaming golfer in fear of the oncoming blades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA tagline that is so bad it's good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's perfect for the golfer who has everything and wants that one thing that nobody else has\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% ring-spun cotton \/ 20% polyester (fiber mix varies by color)\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz\/yd² \/ 285 g\/m²) for cozy warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, lived-in fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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