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The members are on edge. The barman won’t talk. 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hem with spandex for stretch and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with tear-away and DTF inner neck label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Golf Noir Shop","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":50656161628417,"sku":"23149168056598859711","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":50656161661185,"sku":"24463272009964810666","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50656161693953,"sku":"14842389167380622023","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50656161726721,"sku":"18021089550702943539","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 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