{"product_id":"the-devil-went-left-golf-towel-shank-williams-golf-noir-gear","title":"The Devil Went Left Golf Towel — \"Shank Williams\" Golf Noir Gear","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSHANK WILLIAMS JR. — \"The Devil Went Left, So Shank Went Right\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNew Single Out Now\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrack Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDown at the Driving Range there's a legend they still talk about at the 19th hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Devil came looking for souls and found a golfer instead. He challenged Shank Williams Jr. to a round for the \u003cstrong\u003eGolden Wedge\u003c\/strong\u003e — winner takes the trophy, loser takes the fall. The Devil brought fire, brimstone, and a swing forged in the depths of hell itself. Shank brought something darker: a short game built on bad decisions, worse lies, and the kind of resilience you only get from three decades of never once not looking right in his post-shot routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"The Devil Went Left, So Shank Went Right\"\u003c\/strong\u003e is outlaw country at its rawest — slow-burning, whiskey-soaked, and packed with spoken-word breaks where Shank lays out exactly how he out-sinned the sinner himself. Turns out when you've already lost every ball, every bet, and every ounce of dignity a man can lose on a golf course, the devil's got nothing left to threaten you with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is the anthem for every golfer who's made a deal with something darker than the Handicap Chairman just to finish a round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaw, edgy outlaw country production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpoken-word verses straight from the crossroads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA showdown for the ages — Shank vs. The Devil, hole for hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of the growing Shank Williams Jr. original discography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: May cause spontaneous fist-pumping and questioning of your own golf-related moral compromises.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent surface that effectively soaks up liquid\u003cbr\u003e- Compact one-size 16\" × 24\" — packs down small for travel\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for easy clipping to bag or cart\u003cbr\u003e- Single-sided vivid print with bold, vintage-poster artwork\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":50465073987841,"sku":"30930872860389524283","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/13811877311508013924_2048.jpg?v=1791125936","url":"https:\/\/www.golfnoir.shop\/products\/the-devil-went-left-golf-towel-shank-williams-golf-noir-gear","provider":"Golf Noir Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}