{"product_id":"the-curse-of-shankenstein-golf-towel-vintage-horror-movie-poster-parody-design","title":"The Curse of Shankenstein Golf Towel — Vintage Horror Movie Poster Parody Design","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTHE CURSE OF SHANKENSTEIN: Golf Towel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTagline: \u003cem\u003eHalf Man. Half Monster. All Hacker.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEvery village has a legend. This one has a 47 handicap and no respect for the pace-of-play sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShankenstein,\u003c\/strong\u003e starring Vincent Slice, stalks the back nine like something out of your worst nightmare — not because of the bolts in his neck, but because of what he does with a pitching wedge. He's terrorizing the course one chunked shot at a time, sending divots flying and villagers diving for cover. The regulars at the 19th hole have stopped asking \"did you see him out there today?\" and started asking \"did anyone \u003cem\u003esurvive\u003c\/em\u003e being paired with him?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis towel captures the full reign of terror:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA hulking, stitched-together silhouette mid-hack, club raised like a weapon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA trail of destroyed turf behind him that the groundskeeper has given up repairing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVillagers fleeing toward the clubhouse, drinks already in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA tagline that's really just an honest performance review\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eClip it to your bag as a warning to your foursome, or as a confession about your own game. Either way, it belongs in the hands of anyone who's ever been the scariest golfer on the course for all the wrong reasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of the Shankenstein monster universe (Vinnie Slice, Vivian Slice, and now the original terror himself)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe guy in your group who takes 3 strokes to escape a bunker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClubhouse gifts for the golfer everyone secretly dreads being paired with\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber blend — strong, low-stretch fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Multifunctional — suited for travel, golf bags, gym, beach, pool, and camping\u003cbr\u003e- High absorbency — quickly soaks up water and sweat\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring — easy to attach to bag or cart\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print, size 16\" × 24\" (40.64cm × 60.96cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":50451900530945,"sku":"25892332716526543149","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/10256529151737050261_2048.jpg?v=1790865363","url":"https:\/\/www.golfnoir.shop\/products\/the-curse-of-shankenstein-golf-towel-vintage-horror-movie-poster-parody-design","provider":"Golf Noir Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}