{"product_id":"take-this-club-and-shove-it-golf-noir-towel-shank-williams-gear","title":"Take This Club and Shove It! Golf Noir Towel – Shank Williams Gear","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSHANK WILLIAMS — \"Take This Club and Shove It!\" \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCelebrating the #1 Hit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEvery golfer has a club they love. Every golfer has a club they've threatened to launch into a lake. For Shank Williams, those are one and the same club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Take This Club and Shove It!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e is Shank's breakout anthem — a raw, honest outlaw country classic about the purest relationship in golf: the one between a man and his wedge, built on equal parts devotion and seething rage. It's the song every golfer belts out after a shank into the woods, right before quietly picking the club back up and asking for one more chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis gear celebrates the hit that said what every golfer's been thinking since the first bad lie:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe iconic line everyone's already screaming on the back nine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic outlaw country grit meets pure golf-rage catharsis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA tribute to the game we can't quit, no matter how badly it wants us to\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhether you're wearing it after a great round or a soul-crushing one, it says the same thing: you've been there, you survived it, and you're going back out tomorrow anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of Shank Williams Jr. and the outlaw country golf anthem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGolfers with a complicated relationship with at least one club in their bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClubhouse hangs, range sessions, and post-round venting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent face that soaks up sweat, water, and grime\u003cbr\u003e- One-size: 16\" × 24\" — compact and packable\u003cbr\u003e- Brass\/gold grommet with ring for easy attachment to bag or cart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":50465319616769,"sku":"20765301234141765280","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/8237964719012068207_2048.jpg?v=1791128362","url":"https:\/\/www.golfnoir.shop\/products\/take-this-club-and-shove-it-golf-noir-towel-shank-williams-gear","provider":"Golf Noir Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}