{"product_id":"bride-of-shankenstein-golf-towel-golf-noir-vintage-horror-poster","title":"Bride of Shankenstein Golf Towel — Golf Noir Vintage Horror Poster","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTHE BRIDE OF SHANKENSTEIN: Golf Towel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTagline: \u003cem\u003eStitched Together in All the Right Places.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShe didn't come to strike fear into the gallery. She came to strike the ball beautifully, and the fear just happened to follow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eVivian Slice\u003c\/strong\u003e — green of complexion, flawless of form, and the most alluring monster to ever grip a 7-iron. The gallery doesn't gasp because she's terrifying. They gasp because that follow-through is \u003cem\u003eimmaculate\u003c\/em\u003e. She's less \"fear the reaper\" and more \"fear the three-putt,\" and honestly, that's scarier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis towel brings her full monster-glam energy to your bag:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA vintage horror-glamour pose, mid-swing and mid-smolder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBolt-neck bling that somehow works as an accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA tagline that's doing a lot of heavy lifting and knows it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnough camp to make even your stodgiest club member crack a smile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eClip it to your bag, wipe down your clubs, and let Vivian do the rest. She's the only monster on the course getting more compliments on her backswing than complaints about pace of play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of the Vinnie Slice golf monster universe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGolfers who like their towels with a little personality (and a little camp)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifting to the golfer who takes their fashion more seriously than their scorecard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: May cause onlookers to forget it's a horror movie.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent and quick-drying performance fabric\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 16\" × 24\" (40.64cm × 60.96cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for easy attachment to bags or carts\u003cbr\u003e- Printed design on one side; plain white reverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":50451808256257,"sku":"66849763080270436271","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/1419078567467434399_2048.jpg?v=1790864606","url":"https:\/\/www.golfnoir.shop\/products\/bride-of-shankenstein-golf-towel-golf-noir-vintage-horror-poster","provider":"Golf Noir Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}