{"product_id":"blades-movie-poster-golf-towel-golf-noir-towels","title":"Blades Movie Poster Golf Towel – Golf Noir Towels","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBLADES: Movie Poster Towel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGOLF - A GAME OF HOOKS, SLICES, \u0026amp; SLAUGHTER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSome courses have a \"no cell phones\" policy. This one has a \"no survivors\" policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLADES\u003c\/strong\u003e is the cult classic that critics called \"unwatchable,\" \"unhinged,\" and \"why is he using a 3-iron?\" The story: a cursed country club, a masked groundskeeper with a grudge, and a foursome that really should have let the group behind them play through. He doesn't say much. He just shows up at the 14th tee with a pitching wedge and a rock-solid short game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis poster captures every glorious, low-budget detail of the film that never won an award and never needed one:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA hero with a permanent scowl and a very sharp set of irons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreaming golfers in immaculate pleated slacks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHang it in on your bag, in your man cave, the garage, the clubhouse, or the 19th hole. It's perfect for the golfer who has everything, but wants the one thing no one else has.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent — effectively wicks and holds moisture\u003cbr\u003e- One-size: 16\" × 24\" (40.64 cm × 60.96 cm) — compact and easy to pack\u003cbr\u003e- Brass-colored grommet and ring for clipping to bags or carts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Golf Noir Shop","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":50404051747073,"sku":"19158986008108803426","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/2941469437164741413_2048.jpg?v=1790566551","url":"https:\/\/www.golfnoir.shop\/products\/blades-movie-poster-golf-towel-golf-noir-towels","provider":"Golf Noir Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}