{"product_id":"12th-son-of-the-lama-golf-towel-golf-noir-gear","title":"12th Son of The Lama Golf Towel - GOLF NOIR Gear","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e12TH SON OF THE LAMA: Gear\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTagline: \u003cem\u003eTotal Consciousness. Zero Mulligans.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSomewhere high in the Himalayas, a legendary big hitter is teeing off over a 10,000-foot crevasse at the base of a glacier, and somebody’s going to have to go down there and get that ball.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“12th Son of the Lama”\u003c\/strong\u003e is the spiritual techno-rap anthem for every golfer who’s ever searched for a lost ball and found enlightenment instead. It’s the tale of a mighty long-ball legend who can bestow total consciousness on any golfer, caddy, or doo-wop back-up singer within arm’s reach as they take their final breath. His crew keeps the beat pumping, the harmonies tight, and the glacier retrieval service running, because no ball is ever truly lost when you’re a pro jock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis design brings the whole mystical mess to your wardrobe or bag:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt’s the perfect gift for the golfer who has everything, but they need a good laugh and a reminder that the path to enlightenment runs straight through the Himalayas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe golfer who has everything and still can’t break 90\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of Golf Noir’s original parody music and characters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who’s ever reached a state of total calm right after a triple bogey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Absorbent 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber blend\u003cbr\u003e- Measures 16” × 24” (40.64 × 60.96 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Includes a gold grommet and ring for easy attachment\u003cbr\u003e- Single-sided printed design with a clean reverse side\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Golf Noir Shop","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":50775840817409,"sku":"35050468523190404352","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/6227592965862893919_2048.jpg?v=1792264316","url":"https:\/\/www.golfnoir.shop\/products\/12th-son-of-the-lama-golf-towel-golf-noir-gear","provider":"Golf Noir Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}